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A Dog or a Bicycle

by Rich Whiteley

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1.
Gonna go home tonight, I'm gonna throw out all my clothes Gonna run around naked all up & down the road Then we'll throw a little party, tell everyone you know You can bring your little brother, you can bring your uncle Joe Chorus: Gonna raise the roof Gonna knock it clean off the house (etc.) Ain't playin' no Scrabble or listenin' to the symphony Gonna do the wa-too-sey and jump on your trampoline Gonna break the windows knock open all the doors Gonna dance on the ceiling and jump back to the floor (Chorus) Gonna fly a black flag with a neon skull & bones Gonna smash the TVs and cut all the telephones Gonna bring my guitar and you can bring your drums Gonna be some pretty women there and I'm gonna find me one (Chorus)
2.
I’m goin’ to Carolina, don’t care what I do ’Long as when I get there I’m far away from you I’m packin’ up my pickup, and what’s left I’ll leave behind I’m goin’ to Carolina, but not just in my mind I’m goin’ to Carolina, ‘cause here I’m near the end Seeing you out most everywhere, kissing on my friends It hurt me when I broke it off, never thought you’d be so cruel I’m goin’ to Carolina, where I won’t feel like such a fool I’m goin’ to Carolina, I might send you a postcard Yeah I’m goin’ to Carolina, gonna live in someone’s backyard Yeah I’m goin’ to Carolina, where the air is crisp and cool I’m goin’ to Carolina, guess I sure showed you Please don’t try to stop me, it’s what I have to do All I’ve come to live for is calling me up there I’m goin’ to Carolina, as if you even care I’m goin’ to Carolina….rpt.
3.
Nocturnal 03:51
Too tired to sleep, watching the fan spin slow Stars up on the ceiling, I’m listening to you breathing Wondering what it is you’re dreaming, Maybe best I don’t know Too tired to sleep, too hungry yet to eat, as the fan spins lazy circles ‘round my room this bed could drift away, float us off to Paraguay So I look out my window, and wink at my brother the moon There’s a highway in the distance, Where solo travelers traverse the wind And it feels like Autumn’s coming Just a few cold dreams away Too tired to sleep, too hungry yet to eat, too informed to watch TV or read And the dusky smell of dawn steals upon me like a fawn And like a fox I’m gone, asleep As the dewdrops start to fall There’s a highway in the distance, Where solo travelers traverse the wind And it feels like Autumn’s coming Just a few cold dreams away
4.
I can't shake Baby can't take You can't break my travelin' bone Stick around stuck in one place for too long Start feelin' an ache in my travelin' bone Cause the highway is long and the highway is bare & wherever it goes I don't really care Been gone so long I been gettin' off track Don't know where I am but I'm glad to be back Ain't it a shame It's always the same I just can't tame my travelin' bone Climb out the window, whistle a song Thumb me a ride with my travelin' bone Baby I love how you treat me so mean I can take to the road when you're makin' a scene I wait for my time like a cat in the weeds Got nothin' to lose but it's more than I need inst. I can't lie I'd never deny You might wanna try your travelin' bone Free your self from the troubles you own & run for the hills with your travelin' bone The highway is long and the highway is cold & when it's callin' your name you just got to go Your drownin' your soul, let me throw you a line You better grab it fast while you still got the time
5.
Stargazer 04:29
Stare out into the cosmos your eyes wide like a child Catch a falling star in your hand and let it take you to the promised land Hear the call of the loon haunting your soul to sleep whisper with the wind through the trees if you could only see what it sees Chorus: Stargazer-- Do you know what you need to know? Stargazer-- Do you know which way is your home? Hear the call of the loon haunting your soul to sleep whisper with the wind through the trees if you could only see what it sees Milky way spills cross the sky as you stare back into time no use crying over spilt milk, anyway, you just try to take it day by day Chorus & substitute chorus: Stargazer-- With a warm love by your side Stargazer-- Have you ever felt so high?
6.
Someday Soon 04:30
Someday soon I’m gonna get my life Together woah-ho what do you know It’s gonna be frontpage news I’m gonna roll out of bed, drink a cup of black coffee Put on my working boots and forget that I ever saw you Someday soon… I’m gonna quit feeling sorry for myself Stop thinking ‘bout you with somebody else Gonna find another lover & forget about you Gonna find a little lady take away these blues Someday soon I’m gonna do something good That’ll change the world, what do you know Might even get me on TV I’m gonna set my alarm, get up early in the morning, Eat a big old bowl of cornflakes and forget that I ever saw you Chorus And I’m writing a song, be finished any day now It’s a number one hit, woah, what do you know, They might play it on the radio I’m gonna shave my face, head up to New Orleans Sing my song on Bourbon Street, and forget that I ever saw you Chorus & Out
7.
Fly On 04:08
Fly on little mama gotta fly on... Fly on little mama gotta fly on... Oh sweet little mama won't you let me from your bed Your papa's coming to wake you and I fear he'll shoot me dead I can hear my train a comin, it's a rollin down the line but if you ask me to I'll stay with you And I'll love you one more time Cause your twice as sweet as a Georgia peach and I love your golden hair But I hear your papa's footsteps he's a comin up the stairs I appreciate your lovin' but I really should be gone so please let me out your window, so I can get where I belong OK little mama I can love you once again You must not had no lovin since I just don't know when I can hear your papa rappin', he's a rap rap rappin' on your door so please let me out your window, or I'm in the swamp for sure...
8.
Bells 02:57
I wish that my strings could ring true like bells I wish I could make notes that went straight to your heart I wish that my voice could carry my love Through your ears, to your heart, and all through your soul I wish I had a guitar that sang like a bird I'd tell you a story without any words And you'd understand, and you'd overflow From your ears, through your heart, and all through your soul And I'd like to make you twirl and whirl & dance like a spirit from some other world We could get lost till we finally found That our hearts and our souls can never be bound And I wish for alot of things, that you just can't give me I wish you could understand, but I just can't seem to get through to you So Lucy sweet Lucy come sing me a tune Count all the stars in a midnight in June Sing me an ocean, and cast in a stone climb on my shoulders, and I'll fly you home I wish that my strings could ring true like bells I wish I could make notes that went straight to your heart
9.
Cannibal 03:37
In and out the circle, the dancing ladies go Dancing round the fire, the bodies twirl and flow And the pounding drumbeat quickens as they wheel me t'ward the crowd Down the stony moonlit path that shakes the cart to which I'm bound Cannibal!  Cannibal! Horrified and fascinated I cannot close my eyes this is not the way I would have chose to meet my sad demise Painted faces lick their lips as I am wheeled through Little children laugh and sing in anticipation of the stew Cannibal!  Cannibal! So if you're ever in the jungle, try not to lose your trail Grave consequence awaits you should your navigation fail This is all I have to offer as my final seconds wane The natives lift the spit and carry me over to the flame Cannibal!  Cannibal!
10.
As I lay dying, a long time ago Around my bed gathered the ghosts I had known Outside was snowing, but inside so clear As I lay alone with so many friends near, so many friends near There was my uncle Otto, passing ghost whiskey round I reached for the jug but it fell to the ground And everyone was laughing, and carrying on Broke out the ghost guitar, singin’ ghost songs Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh.... I heard the churchbells outside ringing low Don’t ask for whom if you don’t want to know How many times have I wished you were here Feelin’ so alone with so many friends near, so many friends near If I could take these two tired old wings and fly Back through the dark years I wasted on wondering why If I could dance a few steps would you join me? A step-two-three ragtime of red eyes & memories A waltz through the bottom, of your greatest fears Layin all alone with so many friends near, so many friends near
11.
Broken Bird 03:25
You say you feel, like a duck in the dessert Like a fish in the road, like a sheep in a sweater I don’t know, but I heard it gets better If you stand up & fight, when they’re pluckin’ your feathers Broken bird, you must keep flyin’ Don’t give it up, you gotta keep on tryin’ Spread your wings, & quit your cryin’ Don’t you know, you got a long way to go I remember a time, Lord I had it too I was lost & pathetic, I was just like you. Till I pulled my head up, yelled cock-doodle-doo Shook my tail feathers, & I felt brand new Broken bird, you must keep flyin’ Don’t give it up, you gotta keep on tryin’ Spread your wings, & quit your cryin’ Don’t you know, you got a long way to go Broken bird, quit your pinin,’ behind those clouds, the sun’s still shinin’ Spread your wings, & quit your cryin’ Don’t you know, you got a long way to go
12.
If I only had a dog or a bicycle I would fly ’cross the bay to the moon to the old man's eye and I'd eat green cheese and I'd mess with the tides find me a moon buggy go for a ride And I'd bring my five-iron and tee off to mars and inspire near misses in the back seats of cars pick up the flag and parade it around leap like a jester without a sound If I only had a wristwatch like old James Bond I'd blast all the bad guys with a green laser bomb go through their pockets and get all their cash and give it to a worthy charity like the President's defense fund But I'd rather fly to the moon than own a green laser bomb ray and I'd like to make you swoon, like ladies did in antebellum days Like young Anastasia in a maze, like Jimi Hendrix singin' purple haze like my uncle Henry in a daze If I had a skyscraper I'd take you there and we could scrape the sky till we just didn't care and then when all that's done and we're hungry as hell I'd take you for a gourmet meal at Taco Bell But I'd rather own a green laser bomb ray than own a skyscraper in downtown LA Cause it's not the thought that counts so much as the thinker that's thinking the thought Look at all these damn presents that I brought, and I'm thinking that it's all just for nought Like doing something bad & getting caught, or seeking something we never should have sought or thinking something we never should have thought Inst., Repeat Vs. 1

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Gently twisted Americana with a jam band ethic.

Rich's solo debut from 2000, still a favorite of many. Produced with Steve Connelly (Roger McGuinn, the Headlights) at Zen Recording in St. Pete, A Dog or a Bicycle fuses elements of improvisational groove-rock and Americana into a cohesive, well-written collection of songs.

Review by Wade Tatangelo, Music Editor, OC Weekly:
Back in 2000, Uncle John’s Band co-frontman Rich Whiteley released this beautiful batch of Deadhead-friendly originals that rank with the songs he regularly covers every Thursday at Skipper’s Smokehouse. The record ranges from laidback funk and fun “Raise the Roof” to space jams “Stargazer” to moving confessionals “As I Lay Dying.” Whiteley’s lyrics are mature and memorable and he’s in fine voice throughout the album. Co-producer Steve Connelly is all over the disc, sweetening the tracks with electric guitar, pedal steel, mandolin and bass.

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released December 5, 2000

Produced and mixed (1999) by Steve Connelly & Rich Whiteley at Zen Recording, Seminole, FL. Remastered (2007) by Jose Santos.

Talented friends & musicians whose contributions helped bring these tracks to life: Steve Connelly, Mark Dupuy, Mike Edwards, Anne Van Atta, Virgil, Lee Bryant, Ralph Famiglietti, Ted Lukas, Brian Thompson. See attached liner notes for more info.

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Rich Whiteley Tampa

As a singer-songwriter-guitarist and bandleader, Rich has been an integral part of the Tampa Bay music community since 1993. He has released 5 full-length albums, and another with improvistational ensemble Earth Bombs Mars. He has also fronted Tampa's longest running houseband- the Grateful Dead tribute Uncle John's Band, with over 1100 Thursday nights at the legendary Skippers Smokehouse. ... more

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